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nipples dry out, flake flake, into bottle. for sale. culinary delight store shelf. you buy. you put on your spice rack. you put pan on stove, oil in pan, onions in pan. sizzzzzz goes onion. you put nipple flakes in pan. nipple flakes sizzzzz. you brown onions, nipple flakes. you add salt, pepper. you plate results. you eat onions, salt, pepper, nipple flakes. nipple flakes. you ate nipple flakes.

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i_hope_that
For many of us, the holidays can be kind of rough. If you're searching for a network of understanding friends, this ultra-nurturing community encourages you to express your heartfelt wishes and offer other members encouragement and acceptance. Not for the terminally snarky or emotionally-challenged, this is a good-spirited place to lend comfort and support.

diygifts
Feeling crafty? If you've got a few last folks on your holiday gift list, this is a great place to seed your creativity and generosity. You'll also discover wonderful DIY tips to decorate your home and entertain guests. Offering a no-frills-no-skills attitude that welcomes the cash-challenged and arts-phobic, you're sure to get ideas and make friends in the process.

cooking_club
A fun and friendly community dedicated to those who love to cook, whether you're a meat-and-potatoes type, an aspiring gourmand, and/or a vegan. In search of a brilliant dish to use up those weekly leftovers? Post your ingredients and you'll be whipping up a feast by dinner. You can also share favorite recipes. For Type A chefs, you can spice up your culinary repertoire with exciting cooking challenges.

stepstomarrow
When granddaughter, Jada, was born with leukemia, a donor-match was located and Jada made a miraculous recovery. In honor of her grandaughter's health, Jeanna has decided to walk across the country (in the dead of winter) to raise awareness and build support for the bone marrow registry (all that's required is a cheek swab). Follow Jeanna's remarkable journey as she travels the United States by foot.

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so there i was slamming the capitulations of eddie nougat when it was all like FING WHAM COLLAPSE. god damn, and i just got dat cardhouse antigrav. on the waLLs, the ceiling, up in the 12th woibex, also behind the couch. there was but one thing to do: rewind time. so there i was slamming the capitulations off eddie vedder when the doorbell was all like RIIING DING DONG FRER-RU ZZSCHOCKA because it had a novelty ringtone setting via computer jumpers and i simply couldn't resist the novelty bells of dorrbell england crafted by the very finest hairs of syd barrett. unfortunately, i couldn't answer the door, as i'd melted it. there was but one thing to do: rewind time. so there i was slamming the catipult of julius "iglezzzio" caesar when augustus was all liek AHAY WAT NO U MUTHAFUCKA, that claudius book was pretty boring. there was but one way to escape tedious readingz: rewind time. it's

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taste_buds
Holidays provide a built-in excuse for indulgent entertaining. This all-purpose foodie community covers everything from homemade hangover cures to dinner party menus. Need quick advice? Get five-minute snack suggestions, low-fat ingredient substitutes, and even measurement conversions. Delicious recipes garnished with humorous advice. Yum.

naturesbeauty
Always on the lookout for compelling images, we were delighted to discover this flourishing community of artists who share a love of nature. Honoring the subject with photographs, paintings, sketches, prose, poetry, and other creative works, you'll be simultaneously riveted to your monitor and inspired to run helter skelter towards the nearest wooded dale.